Governor Jared Polis
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‘GOVERNOR OF BOULDER:’ High School Kid Takes Down Polis at Town Meet
Jared Polis’s ill-fated meeting last week with Fort Morgan farmers and energy workers was profoundly indicative of the sheer animosity many Coloradans have for the liberal governor and laws he’s forced upon us in just a few short months. If we were to describe it in...
FILE CABINETS BEWARE: Buttigieg Steals Spotlight Polis Wanted for Himself
Liberal South Bend, Indiana mayor Pete Buttigieg's star continues to rise in Democratic circles, as recent polls suggest that the millennial Presidential aspirant has solidified himself as a top second-tier candidate. Notwithstanding his unapologetically progressive...
POLIS’S BROKEN PROMISE: This One to Fully Unionize State Workers
Gov. Polis has broken another campaign promise, thank goodness. This one to his own employees, state workers, to whom he pledged in exchange for votes that if elected, he would give them full union powers including collective bargaining. But that’s not going to...
WHOSE AGENDA? Polis Administration Takes Direction from Special Interests
During the oil and gas debate, lefties screeched on Twitter that the Polis administration was not taking cues from special interests (in their minds, the oil and gas industry). Someone probably forgot to send fractivists the memo that the Polis administration, in...
LIGHTING CASH ON FIRE (AGAIN): Polis, Democrats Pushes Cigarette Tax to Pay for Pet Projects
It's like deja vu all over again. Just a couple of years ago, enterprising consultants attempted to put a cigarette tax in the Colorado State constitution - Amendment 72. Needless to say, it ended badly. The consultants blew through millions in cash from hospitals and...
NOT THE ONION: Polis Joint Address Resolution Refers to Him as “His Excellency”
We saw a photo of a resolution for a joint session at which Governor Polis was planning to speak making its way around social media this week. It made us scratch our heads. The resolution called Governor Polis "His Excellency" which is typically reserved for heads of...
SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Polis’s Hands in his Own Pockets
This just in: Gov. Polis went to the Western Slope and stood around with his hands in his pockets. Seriously, in his own pockets. He was there to watch kids being school students, and listen to others talk about economic development, while he governed his pockets....
PROMISES KEPT? Thank God Polis is a Failure, So Far
We have good news and bad news, and it’s the same news — Gov. Jared Polis delivered on very few promises during his first 100 days in office. Also known as the time period when the state legislature does most of the work for him to sign. We’re relieved Polis hasn’t...
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