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FLYING OVER THE CUCKOO NEST: Maes Likens Himself to Lincoln, Tancredo to John Wilkes Booth
Amaesing Gubernatorial failure, Dan Maes, intent on further proving the point that he was one of the most embarrassing candidates in Colorado's history, sent a blast email out today insinuating he was Lincoln to Tancredo's John Wilkes Booth. We get it, Dan,...
BOOTS ‘N PUSS: McNulty and Shaffer Go Toe to Toe Over “Payday”
UPDATE: The liberal online media and their sibling "think tanks", who get a huge amount of cash from anti-payday lending groups, are all hot in the drawers over the House asserting its prerogative to rewrite the rule. Progressives really can't come to terms with the...
CAUGHT ON TAPE: Sniveling Sycophant Dan Pabon Prefers the Homeless Die From Beatings
Sniveling sycophant freshman Democrat Rep. Dan Pabon has been caught on tape saying he thinks it's better homeless people are murdered rather than survive beatings. Check the tape: During a hearing on Senate Bill 4 in the House Judiciary Committee, Pabon was...
McNulty to Shaffer: POUND SAND
UPDATE: Guv Hick has come out publicly against the amendment. Nice to know he's alive. We just find it a bit odd that he would break his vows of legislative silence to weigh in on a rules amendment, but avoid publicly participating in, you know, big issues like...
MITT’S ED BOARD PROBLEM: Does the WSJ’s Editorial Board Hate Romney?
We don't like Massachusetts healthcare plan, and we aren't convinced one way or the other that Mitt Romney is the right choice for the GOP's nomination. But we can't help but note that Romney seems to have a very powerful adversary -- the Wall Street...
DING, DING: Tipton at the Center of Looming National Fight About Saving Medicare
For the last several weeks, all of the political air has been sucked up by issues large (the death of Osama bin Laden) and small (Obama v. Trump in the case of the magically appearing birth certificate). But we predict, and polls say, that 2012 will be about two...
NO ONE CARES: Ritter Endorses Hancock
UPDATE 2: We missed this earlier from Fox 31's Eli Stokols who reported that, in fact, no one did care about the endorsement. UPDATE: We got an email from a Mike Hancock sympathizer pointing out that Ritter's sister-in-arms, former Treasurer Cary Kennedy, had endorsed...
STATISTICALLY INSIGNIFICANT: Distrusted on the Economy, Obama Gets Only 3% After the Bin Laden Raid
NBC News is out with a new poll this morning showing that Barack Obama has received a statistically insignificant bounce of three points from the strategically significant capture and kill of 9-11 Jihad, Osama bin Laden. The reason for such meager political rewards?...
HILLMAN (& GOP HOUSE MAJORITY) VS. SCUMBAG PLAINTIFF PIMPS
Shakespeare said it best. First, kill all the lawyers. Since we can't do that, the least we could do is keep the scumbag plaintiff pimps, also known as trial lawyers, in check. Trial lawyers are a powerful and deep-pocketed constituency of Democrats, who are more...
HICK’S HIDEOUT: Is the Governor REALLY on the Side of the Ranchers in the Pinon Canyon Dispute?
The bar-room-brawl known as redistricting in Colorado is down to the final 3 days. Kumbaya? I got your Kumbaya right here. With House Republicans and Senate Democrats at an impasse that is starting to look more and more difficult to unwind, we still haven't a...