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GROWING GRANDMA: Democrat Bill to Allow Compositing Dead People for Soil
Turns out people are polluting the planet when they die and don’t dispose of their own body properly. That’s according to environmental activists, who studies show have almost run out of issues to bitch about and demand government do something. Coming to their rescue...
CLIMATE DISASTER PORN: Romanoff Pledges Apocalypse if Elected
Not since Barry Goldwater’s infamous daisy ad has a politician dared suggest that unless we vote for him, the world will end. Goldwater’s example was the very real, and very imminent threat of a nuclear bomb ending during the Cold War. Goldwater’s message was a...
ETHNIC CLEANSING TIES: New Belgium Workers to Vote on Sale Amidst Controversy
The pending sale of New Belgium Brewing has been meet with resistance and protestors just days before brewery employees are scheduled to vote on the sale Tuesday to Japanese beer conglomerate Kirin Holdings. It turns out Kirin Holdings owns majority stocks in another...
FRONTRUNNER CHALLENGER? Foreign Relations Expert Joins Senate Democratic Primary
Cory Gardner’s experience in matters of foreign relations as a U.S. senator are unequaled, which is why Democrats are worried about frontrunner John Hickenlooper’s complete lack of qualifications in that field. Well, except for the ethics commission investigation of...
SHOWBOATING: Neguse Jockeys to be Trump Impeachment Prosecutor
Beltway headlines are buzzing and listing numerous Democrats “jockeying” for impeachment manager positions including Colorado’s own Boulder Democrat, Joe Neguse. Pretty bold move for a freshman Democrat to lobby for this role of a lifetime to create a legacy for...
BUPKIS: Polis’s Drug Price Study Delivers No Solutions
The long-awaited study from the Polis administration on solutions to reduce drug prescription costs released today revealed they haven’t the slightest idea how to solve the problem. The study “contained little new on the issue and recommended some of the same...
DONATIONS MATTER: Hickenlooper Slapped with FEC Complaint
John Hickenlooper might be in trouble with the Federal Election Commission for improperly using video shot for his 2014 gubernatorial election in his current Senate campaign without reporting it. A complaint filed with the federal agency that oversees campaign...
HICKENLOOPER AD: It Targets Unethical Behavior, not Impaired Driving, Duh
For those Democratic operatives who’ve taken offense at the National Republican Senatorial Committee’s ad targeting John Hickenlooper’s ethics troubles — no — the ad was not in reference to the former governor’s brush with the law while driving impaired in 1989. The...
NOT SO GREEN: Sunrise Movement Disrupts Polis’s Office
Following up on their fake proclamation the City of Denver had declared a climate emergency, the Sunrise Movement has since retreated to their safe space and natural habitat — disrupting government with sit-ins and protest songs declaring we’re all going to die. Gov....
SHAM! Dems Block Audit of 9/11 Funds Paid to Hickenlooper’s Ethics Lawyer
Democrat state lawmakers on Monday blocked the state auditor from investigating the inappropriate, possibly illegal, use of federal 9/11 funds to pay former Gov. John Hickenlooper’s hefty legal bill in an ongoing ethics investigation. The bicameral Legislative Audit...









