VINDICATED: Judge Rules for Stapleton in PetitionGate

Kennedy Enterprises has to pay back Walker Stapleton nearly $236,000 for breaching their contract to collect signatures for the 2018 gubernatorial campaign, a Denver District Court judge ruled Friday. “I feel vindicated because my integrity and the character of the...

MEMO TO THE COLORADO MEDIA: You Buried the Lede, Hick’s a Loser

John Hickenlooper has insisted since Day One he was not taking the long road to the U.S. Senate via the presidential campaign trail, and that his intentions for the White House were pure and well within his grasp. So when Hick returns home with his tail between his...

MMKAY?Desperate for Attention, Bennet Promises to be Dull

Desperate to gain traction in the presidential race and rise above his 0.0% polling average, U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet pledged to run the White House in the same manner he’s represented his Colorado constituents for years — unseen and unheard — you’ll forget he’s even...

PLAYING DEAD: Worst Climate Change Protest, Ever

Protestors failed miserably in their attempt to disrupt a Denver City Council meeting this week by pretending to be dead. Because they were all on lying on the ground out of view, not moving, shouting, or doing anything other than playing possum, officials completely...