ONION HOME RUN: Tearful Aide Leads Hick into Woods, Wielding a Rock

We’d be mad at The Onion for muscling into our well-established territory of lampooning former Gov. John Hickenlooper, if we weren’t so jealous we didn’t think of this one, first. The headline says it all. Sources within the satirical and brilliant mind of an Onion...

ROAD TO TAX INCREASE: Prop CC is Not a Pot Hole Solution

The most important question Colorado voters faces in the Nov. 5 election this year: do you believe after years of wasting taxpayer dollars, elected officials will suddenly buck up and start spending wisely if we give them even more tax dollars? If you think...

THIS IS PRESIDENTIAL? Hick Hot Dogs it on Campaign Trail

Democrats running for president should just abandon ship now, because John Hickenlooper blew them all out of the race with this explosive, eight-minute interview with an obscure blog no one cares about. The big revelation — the answer to life, the universe, and...

FLAILING CAMPAIGN: New York Times Takes Down Hick and his Banjo

The New York Times wrote an amusing, and by all appearances an accurate portrayal of John Hickenlooper’s vainglorious run for the windmill White House, beginning with this insightful lead sentence:  “Can John Hickenlooper interest you in a joke?” The...