Apr 24, 2020
Denver Mayor Hancock has extended his March 24 stay-at-home order until April 11 April 30 May 8. It’s not just about bending the curve anymore or decreasing infections, Hancock says it’s about making COVID our punk. Something’s getting punked all right, and we think...
Apr 24, 2020
Some guy in Florida has stolen Gov. Polis’s gig and is dressing as the Grim Reaper to harsh on everyone’s mellow. Daniel Uhlfelder, a lawyer with absolutely no self-awareness or sense of irony, says he plans to parade up and down the beaches in the Grim getup as a...
Apr 23, 2020
This is confusing. Does Gov. Polis truly believe we could die if we leave the house today to get a haircut or gather in a restaurant and that’s a great set-up for a joke? We’re not saying elected officials shouldn’t have a sense of humor, we just question it’s...
Apr 23, 2020
Mark Zuckerberg has ordered Facebook to remove events that promote protests against stay-at-home measures amidst the COVID-19 pandemic. But what if socialists want to defy stay-at-home orders to launch a massive protest against paying rent, is that okay? It sure is!...
Apr 22, 2020
Congress hit the refill button on the critical Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) to provide an additional $310 billion for businesses with less than 500 employees. The Senate signed off on the deal, and the House is expected to give their approval by early next week....
