THE ONION: Hick Drops Senate Race for County Commissioner Race

America’s favorite satirical news site is not done with John Hickenlooper’s career. For that, we thank them. The Onion reports the former presidential not-a-contender has since moved on from his Senate announcement, opting in record time to drop out of that race and...

HONEYMOON’S OVER! Hick Announces Senate Run as Liberals Balk

The man who admits he’s not cut out to represent Colorado in the U.S. Senate is apparently so desperate for a job, he’s just going to give it a shot anyway and see how it all works out for him. He didn’t make the announcement to a room packed with supporters, but in...

RECALL UPDATE: Will Garcia Go Down Like Giron?

The news cycle’s been so dominated by John Hickenlooper’s indecision over the U.S. Senate seat he claims he’s not cut out for, we neglected an important story about voters trying to recall some of the disastrous Democrats already in office. Look for petitions in the...

GARDNER: Time to Move ‘The Pill’ Over the Counter

It turns out the FDA already has the power to speed up access to over-the-counter oral contraceptives. But like most things regulatory, the federal government is just dragging their feet. U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner politely told the bureaucrats this week to get the lead...