ENDORSEMENT ALERT: Bernie Endorses Salazar in Democratic AG Primary

On Friday afternoon, Rep. Joe Salazar (D-Rape Whistles) announced that former Democratic Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders had endorsed his campaign in the Democratic Attorney General primary. Because nothing says, “I’m so excited to endorse...

WINNER: Lynne Pulls Off Most Desperate Political Stunt, Ever

In a sad and pathetic attempt to court hipster voters and get elected governor, a 64-year-old woman got a giant “C” tattooed on her arm. It stands for Colorado, and Lt. Gov. Donna Lynne says it proves just how desperate she is to move out of last place hard she will...

SHE’S SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT: DeGette’s Shameful EPA Performance

Instead of asking serious environmental policy questions, or, ahem, about the Gold King Mine cleanup, U.S. Rep. Diana DeGette squandered her five minutes of rare question time on petty issues with EPA Chief Scott Pruitt during a hearing this week. She demanded yes or...