Apr 24, 2020
Some guy in Florida has stolen Gov. Polis’s gig and is dressing as the Grim Reaper to harsh on everyone’s mellow. Daniel Uhlfelder, a lawyer with absolutely no self-awareness or sense of irony, says he plans to parade up and down the beaches in the Grim getup as a...
Apr 23, 2020
This is confusing. Does Gov. Polis truly believe we could die if we leave the house today to get a haircut or gather in a restaurant and that’s a great set-up for a joke? We’re not saying elected officials shouldn’t have a sense of humor, we just question it’s...
Apr 23, 2020
Mark Zuckerberg has ordered Facebook to remove events that promote protests against stay-at-home measures amidst the COVID-19 pandemic. But what if socialists want to defy stay-at-home orders to launch a massive protest against paying rent, is that okay? It sure is!...
Apr 22, 2020
Congress hit the refill button on the critical Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) to provide an additional $310 billion for businesses with less than 500 employees. The Senate signed off on the deal, and the House is expected to give their approval by early next week....
Apr 22, 2020
John Hickenlooper has blown off 19 candidate forums in the U.S. Senate race so far, and now the old coot has the perfect excuse to keep avoiding debates right up to the finish line. Hickenlooper is a senior citizen, so he’s one of those at-risk folks who can’t leave...
Apr 21, 2020
Gov. Polis’s 10-day house arrest order for all Coloradans that was prolonged to 30 days will finally expire Sunday, but now Polis has extended our sentence to parole with numerous conditions, and he reserves the right to lock us up again. Polis told us to make huge...
