NANNY STATE UPGRADE: Grandpa Polis Opens Useless College Fund

Grandpa Polis has new political gimmick for newborn babies and their parents. He’s tearing $100 bills in half and throwing it in their faces while promising to deliver the other half if the kid goes to college — at which time it should cover the cost of a night out at...

DESPERATE TIMES? Bennet Uses ‘Serpent Head’ to Shill for Campaign

U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet managed to scrape a Democrat off the bottom of his shoe to sort of endorse him. For those of you too young to remember, that man is James Carville, also known affectionately by his own wife Mary Matalin as “Serpent Head.” Carville is a washed...

DESPERATION? Hancock Makes a Madcap Plea for Debates

There’s a reason incumbent politicians duck debates, they are the incumbent and have all the advantages that come with it, including name recognition, funding, and a record. So what does it say about an incumbent politician who challenges his competitor — who hardly...

REPAIRING ROADS: Pothole Polis Punts While Dems Eye TABOR

Gov. Jared Polis’s efforts to meet the state’s transportation needs in his first legislative session are getting a lukewarm reception among his own, Aspen Public Radio reports. That’s because his efforts to do so are just pathetic. Democrats managed to boost spending...