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SIGNED IN DISAPPEARING INK? Jason Crow Pledged to Oppose Pelosi, Still Won’t Sign Letter
We knew this was coming. Throughout the campaign, U.S. Representative-elect Jason Crow swore up and down that he would not be a stooge for reviled Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi. Strangely, fellow Democratic U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter found time and the gumption to sign...
KING TWERD: Polis Transitions Colorado from Hipsters to Goofballs
PeakNation™ knows we don’t pull any punches in showcasing Jared Polis’s goofiest photos with our posts on the issues of the day. Westword has taken note of that special nerdiness of our incoming governor, and proclaimed him the “geekiest guy in state history,”...
GIVING THANKS: Free Markets Lead to Cheapest Thanksgiving Dinner Since 2010
This Thanksgiving, if there is anything for which to be thankful, it is the magic of American markets. Nowhere is this more evident than the recent announcement by the American Farm Bureau Federation that the average cost for a Thanksgiving dinner is at its lowest...
GARDNER: Russia Leading Interpol is Worst Idea, Ever
We didn’t know how close we came to having the Kremlin in charge of the world police force against international crime until we saw protests from U.S. Cory Gardner about the move. We’re not sure how Interpol’s general assembly decided the Russian candidate was even a...
RED DAWN RECALL: Dennis Gallagher Calls Hick’s Attempted TABOR Dismantle Radical
"This is not Russia." The sage words of respected former State Senator, Denver City Councilman and City Auditor Dennis Gallagher rang truer than ever the day before Thanksgiving. Gallagher was responding to Governor John Hickenlooper's request that the Colorado...
WE DON’T NEED NO EDCUCATION: Polis’ Transition Team Calls for Applicants, Misspells Education
We get it, we've had typos in our stuff, too. Then, again, we've been compared to 12-year old boys living in our parents' basements. We're not the Governor-elect of Colorado, whose team made a hilarious mistake recently by calling for applicants to state jobs in...
White House 2020: Bennet Hunting for Iowa Campaign Staffers
There’s an article by the Associated Press floating around numerous news sites in Denver about potential Democratic candidates calling folks in Iowa to see if they’re available to work as staffers for their 2020 presidential runs. No, Gov. Hickenlooper is not named in...
TARNISHED HALO: Rising Star Democrat Aurora City Councilwoman Calls Police on Self in DWAI
Liberal rising star Nicole Johnston outed herself in the wake of being charged with Driving While Ability Impaired after a dinner over a few hours that led to her getting stuck in mud. More on that in a second. Johnston blew a .05 in blood alcohol level, which is the...
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES CRIME? We Can’t Wait to Try This Out
University of Colorado researchers have come up with the most ridiculous climate change cop-out, literally, we’ve ever seen. Crime — climate change causes crime, they say. And all this time we thought thefts were committed by people who needed money for food, or...
MILE-HIGH CLUB: Hick Allegedly Hopped on Tesla Corporate Jet Before Emissions Mandate
A new report suggests that Democratic Presidential hopeful Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper may have been influenced by Tesla executives ahead of his decree to force irrational California emissions standards on Colorado drivers. According to the Denver Post, the...