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CONTEST TIME! Polis Names his Political Stunt

U.S. Rep. Jared Polis staged a political stunt to placate greenies who are still angry with him for abandoning their anti-fracking movement last year – a name that wilderness bill contest! The wilderness area to be named a wilderness area already has several names. It...

PATRONAGE JOBS FOR ALL: Hick Rewards Losers with Choice Employment

Oh to be a Democrat who loses an election, what a lottery ticket that is. Last week, we reported that Joe Neguse was offered Democrats' most fought after spot (we can only assume) - top regulator in the state. An astute reader pointed out that everyone is getting a...