Recent Headlines
State lawmaker from somewhere accused of something criminal resigns. Party to replace her
Today’s pop quiz, what key piece of information is missing from this Colorado Sun headline? State representative accused of lying about her residence resigns on eve of Colorado’s 2023 lawmaking term If you answered, “Boulder County Democrat,” you are correct! State...
Colorado taxpayers acquire $24 million hotel for Big Homeless
Colorado taxpayers will spend $24 million to buy the Clarion Hotel near the Denver Coliseum to house the homeless in its 215 rooms and suites. No word on whether accommodations will include daily maid and turndown service or complimentary towels for the pool. But...
Polis swears off partisan ideology, except presumably his own
In a surprising twist of events, Gov. Polis has sworn off partisan ideology and committed to invoking only practical solutions to all of Colorado’s problems left unresolved from his first term in office. We want practical solutions and real results, not partisan...
Denver mayoral candidate has a habit of flouting financial disclosure laws
Denver mayoral candidate Leslie Harod was 300 days late filing her personal financial disclosures, claimed she didn’t get any of the eight delinquency letters warning her fines were mounting, and then asked the $15,000 fine be dismissed. And so it was. By the time...
Shudder: Polis hyped as ‘attractive alternative’ to Joe Biden
If Gov. Polis decides to pursue his ultimate dream of becoming dictator-in-chief and moving back to Washington, D.C. to live in the Big House, would that be such a bad thing for Colorado? Of course it would suck for the rest of the nation, but we would be rid of him...
Denver Post uncovers egg shortage, refuses to tell us what we need to know
The intrepid reporting staff at the Denver Post has uncovered an egg shortage in Colorado. And in their block-busting story complete with a compelling click-bait headline, they proclaim to tell us what shoppers need to know. The big reveal? Shoppers need to know they...
Brittany traumatized by leadership race, writes fundraising letters
Brittany’s big debut as the new congressperson for the 7th District turned to fear and trauma this week after witnessing the politics of a leadership race play out on the House floor. Brittany sought solace and guidance from a reassuring figure, whom...
Polis on the defense, busted for busing migrants from Sanctuary Denver to New York
Gov. Polis has been playing defense since we busted him earlier this week for acting as Hypocrite-in-Chief by busing out migrants seeking assistance in Sanctuary City Denver to be someone else’s problem in New York and Chicago. The establishment Denver media are also...
Democrats and Polis embrace corporate America, welfare for the wealthy
Democrats complained for decades that corporate America was in bed with the Republican Party exchanging campaign donations for political support or government subsidies paid for by taxpayers. The political left blasted automakers and the energy industry for fat...
Boss ladies tell Dem state rep to take down sexist tweet
Stuff we missed over the holiday: Colorado State Rep. David Ortiz, D-Chauvinist, made a lame attempt at an apology to a female reporter for a sexist remark after the women in House leadership made him do it. Ortiz finally took down the tweet he later admitted was in...









