Recent Headlines
BULLY POLL: PAC for Hick Intimidates the Competition
John Hickenlooper PAC supporters made a total thug move with a poll they commissioned showing their boy kicking every donkey ass in the Democratic primary. It’s an older poll that was conducted Aug. 28-29, which makes us wonder if Mike Johnston got a sneak peak, which...
NOT FAKE NEWS: Newspaper Embraces Crappy Fiction for Climate Change ‘Reporting’
The High Country News has taken journalism to a whole new level of extreme absurdity with a new genre they call “speculative journalism,” also known as making up stuff. They’re writing pure fiction now as an alternative way to interest readers in the dangers of...
10 LEFT TO GO: Johnson Bows to Hick, Drops out of Senate Race
Mike Johnston is taking his $2.6 million campaign war chest and going home. He pulled the plug on his U.S. Senate campaign to win the Democratic primary while practically conceding the race among 11 Democrats to John Hickenlooper. His lame reasoning? It’s just...
IN THE HOUSE: Freshman Crow Draws GOP Challengers
There’s going to be a GOP primary in the fight to take back the 6th Congressional District from freshman Democrat U.S. Rep. Jason Crow. Steve House, former chairman of the state Republican Party, threw his hat into the ring this week and will face Casper Stockham in...
FOOD FIGHT: Polis Tells Beef Industry to Shut Up and Sit Down
The food fight between the governor and Colorado ranchers got really messy over the Labor Day weekend with this Greeley Tribune editorial written by Jared Polis: Gov. Jared Polis: Colorado’s agriculture industry should stand above partisanship That’s really what the...
THE FIX IS IN: Romanoff Blacklisted by ‘Democratic Death Star’
The critics are raving! This season’s Democratic primary election is expected to be the wildest reality TV show in decades. In this week’s episode, Andrew Romanoff faces off against party bosses and accuses them of pushing him out of the race and into the deep end of...
SPINNING THE SETBACK: Recall Goes to the Voters, Polis Takes Victory Lap
We’ve seen some far-fetched spin in our time, but Gov. Polis celebrating a recall effort to roll back an egregious law he supported and signed into law is laughable, bordering on delusional. He’s excited voters are so angry at him, nearly 229,000 of them succeeded in...
SNICKER: Bennet Urged to Drop out of Presidential Race, Run for Senate
Michael Bennet says he will not drop out of the presidential race despite getting left in the debate dust along with a bunch of other politicians no one’s ever heard of. Bennet’s failure on the presidential campaign trail prompted renewed calls from Sen. Chuck...
BAFFLED IN BROOMFIELD: Pelosi Promotes Crap Health Care over Crappier Care in Colorado
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi made a rare Colorado appearance this week to further divide her Democratic caucus and promote Obamacare over single-payer systems like Medicare for All. Protestors from within her own party planned to greet Pelosi and her host U.S. Rep....
PARTY SCHISM: Democrat’s Revolting Reason Party Should Back Hick’s DC Endorsement
Democrats have completely lost their minds. Exhibits A through Z: Elliot Jackson, a Democratic Party official in Custer County. Jackson is vexed by fellow Dems refusing to bow down to official Washington’s endorsement of John Hickenlooper in the U.S. Senate primary....