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AOC’S MOTHERSHIP: The Queen of Green Schemes to Party with Boulder Dems
Radical liberals are beside themselves with the exciting news the queen of green schemes, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, has agreed to be the headline speaker for the Democrats' annual fundraiser at the Mothership in Boulder. Tickets go on sale at noon...
HE WROTE A BOOK? Bennet’s Ad Campaign Scores a 10 Cringe Factor
U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet’s latest ad campaign is so outrageously offensive, we were clicking our way to report it as abusive content to Facebook before we even realized it was our own senator’s post. The Cringe Factor 10 photo is certainly an attention grabber,...
GET ME REWRITE! Media Misses the Mark on Hick’s Announcement
The Colorado media coverage of John Hickenlooper’s short-lived presidential aspirations feel dramatically short of the mark. We're aware that actual copy editors are scarce these days, and Hick’s announcement he dropped out of the race wasn’t really unexpected, or...
THE GAMES BEGIN: Hick Removes One Glove to Tease Senate Run
Sometimes, we hate it when we’re right. But we’re not going to stand on ceremony with a lot of “told-you-sos,” because John Hickenlooper has become so predictable, our dog actually made the call. Hick did not announce he will run for the U.S. Senate during his...
TOLD YOU SO: Hickenlooper Exits Presidential Race. Nation Says, ‘Who?’
John Hickenlooper is giving up the ghost of his presidential run after five months on the campaign trail, according to a late night report from CBS 4 News, which everyone else in the media says they’ve also confirmed. Hick will tell us himself during an 11 a.m....
JUST QUIT ALREADY: Hick Begins Drawn-Out Exit From Last Place in Presidential Race
It took an eternity of speculation for John Hickenlooper to finally decide to run for president. His campaign seemed to trip going in the door, entangled with speculation throughout that a mistake had been made, and further speculation as to when Hick would drop out....
PROP CC POLL: Abandon All Hope, and Your Wallet
A new poll shows a majority of Coloradans will support Prop CC when you tell them it’s not a tax increase, they just can’t have their money back because it needs to be spent on transportation, schools, and higher education that already amasses a fortune in tuition. We...
PANDER-MONIUM: Outsiders Plead for Money to Return Hick to Colorado
While John Hickenlooper is still playing at running for president, a political action committee is taking advantage of his loser status to raise money for themselves. Just click the button on the ads popping up all over the Denver Post, and you can donate up to $2,800...
JUST KIDDING! Griswold Grabs the Cash and Runs Away from Senate Race
To no one’s surprise, Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold dropped out of the Democrat’s U.S. Senate primary to challenge Cory Gardner. Technically, she was never in the race — except to fuel months of speculation, inspire a poll to see where she ranked, form an...
INFLAMED EMOTIONS: Hick Can’t Take the Heat, Bails on Denver Interview
The man who would be president senator politician-for life, John Hickenlooper, threw a hissy fit and bailed mid-interview when faced with the most common question asked of political candidates — abortion. This wasn’t a Washington, D.C political show, or New York...