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SQUIRREL MAN UPDATE: Animal Lover Sentenced To Hard Time
Squirrel Man, the animal loving feeder of furry rodents, has been sentenced to 12 years in prison for shooting his Boulder County neighbor in the back. That’s a tough sentence for a 60-year-old man, who was passing out leaflets at the time of the shooting that...
POLITICAL TEASE: Hick Says Political Marriage with Kasich Would Be Odd
Gov. Hickenlooper is such a political tease. Progressive minions have been pushing the idea of a presidential marriage between Democratic Hickenlooper and Republican Ohio Gov. John Kasich as the “no labels” dream team for months. And, they’re doing this while...
TURF WAR CONTINUES: Douglas County Federation of Teachers Requests All Teacher Emails
While the campaign for the Douglas County School Board heats up, it looks like the Douglas County Federation of Teachers is hoping to reorganize in Douglas County after the school district kicked the union out didn't renew the union contract in 2012. According to a...
BREAKING, AGAIN: Hick’s Plans To Abandon Democrats For White House Bid
Gov. Hickenlooper wants to run for president, or vice president, with Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich, reports noted political pundit Mike Allen from inside the Beltway. “The Johns,” as they are now being referred to, are gaining momentum through their joint media...
JOBS ARE A PLUS: Denver Is The Top Pick To Relocate 3 Federal Agencies
After more than a century of dictating from thousands of miles away how the West is run, it’s not just a pipe dream anymore that key Interior Department agencies would relocate here, it’s actually being discussed at the highest levels of the Trump administration....
CHEAPING OUT: Is Polis Campaigning on the Taxpayers’ Dime?
Liberal Rep. Jared Polis has a renewed interest in townhalls since declaring for Governor. Of course, he was never as negligent about not having townhalls like Sen. Michael Bennet. According to the Coloradoan, Polis will host three townhalls across Berthoud,...
HOA BATTLE: Man Must Remove All Items From Property, Except House. We Think.
We would rather be homeless than live in an HOA. It’s fine for some folks who desire a tidy and orderly totalitarian lifestyle, where many HOA boards act as the lawnchair police, car parking enforcers and in one case in Loveland, the milk jug patrol. Richard Stephens...
RECALL IN FREDERICK: Candidates Confess The Whole Election Is Stupid
One of the craziest recall elections we’ve ever witnessed is going down in Frederick, where some of the candidates to replace the elected officials are running on a campaign platform that goes something like this: This recall election is stupid. And, don’t vote for...
THE CHOSEN ONE: Denver Post Tarnishes Perlmutter’s Halo
U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter took a hit from the Denver Post editorial board this week for flip-flopping on his political career goals — from Congressman, to governor, to no political office at all and now back to Congress. He “pulled a fast one,” is how the paper...
RACE FOR GOVERNOR: Is Tancredo Tossing His Hat Into the Ring?
Tom Tancredo could be the next candidate to throw his hat into the ring for the gubernatorial race. A petition is already circulating urging the former congressman to run, and Tancredo told Colorado Politics “it wouldn’t take much” to push him into the race. “If I...