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King Polis proclaims Castle Rock restaurant may reopen
His Majesty King Polis, slayer of small businesses and maker of masks, will shine his favor upon the C&C Cafe of Castle Rock and allow the restaurant to reopen That’s about 18 days later than Polis allowed every other restaurant in the state to reopen with dine-in...
U.S. Sen. Bennet wants to rename his office building to stop racism
It started with Confederate generals and now it’s progressed to the first president of the United States of America. Radical Democrats are on a statue and name-erasing spree in their quest for justice and to right every wrong throughout our country’s history. But...
Michael Bennet holds press conference to celebrate another failure
U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet held a press conference, along with floundering U.S. Senate candidate John Hickenlooper and other Democrats today, to make sure every single Coloradan knows he once again failed to accomplish anything in the United States Senate. U.S. Sen....
Hello 911? Please send a social worker to stop a crime in progress.
Liberals have preached for years that Coloradans don’t need to own guns. They’ve insisted we should just call the police to protect us from criminals. Well not anymore! That rotten apple of a cop from Minnesota has spoiled the whole barrel, so after weeks of protests...
Not The Onion: Hickenlooper gets endorsed by anti-gun group, says Floyd was shot
So excited was John Hickenlooper about his endorsement from Michael Bloomberg’s anti-gun group, that he came out swinging during his U.S. Senate debate Wednesday and declared George Floyd had been shot by police. Straight from the we-can’t-make-this-shit-up files,...
Hickenlooper fails in debate, thinks George Floyd was shot
John Hickenlooper and Andrew Romanoff squared off again last night in their second televised primary debate and things could not have gone worse for Hickenlooper. Hickenlooper began the debate by referencing the "shooting of George Floyd," even though the entire...
Did Hickenlooper lie under oath at ethics hearing? He’s telling two different stories.
Did John Hickenlooper lie under oath and commit perjury to avoid additional charges of violating state rules of ethics? Hickenlooper said during his ethics hearing last week that a lunch he attended on one trip taken aboard a friend’s private jet was personal so it...
Hickenlooper, Romanoff clash in first debate
John Hickenlooper and Andrew Romanoff went head-to-head last night in a debate moderated by Kyle Clark that aired live on 9News. And even though Clark failed to follow up multiple times and press the candidates on their stances, there were still plenty of tense...
Democrat Senators, including Michael Bennet, disregard social distancing
A few Democrat Senators went out to lunch in D.C. yesterday and disregarded all social distancing guidelines. In a hypocritical move, U.S. Sens. Mark Warner, Chris Coons, Jon Tester, and what looks like Colorado's own Michael Bennet, chose not to wear any masks during...
No COVID at Post Office, so could we please get our ballots?
Ballots for the June 30 election — staring candidates in the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate — will start hitting mailboxes this week. Maybe. Denver health department officials who could care less about the transmission of coronavirus among protestors running amok...