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Denver Mayor Hancock has extended his March 24 stay-at-home order until April 11 April 30  May 8. It’s not just about bending the curve anymore or decreasing infections, Hancock says it’s about making COVID our punk. Something’s getting punked all right, and we think...

Some guy in Florida has stolen Gov. Polis’s gig and is dressing as the Grim Reaper to harsh on everyone’s mellow. Daniel Uhlfelder, a lawyer with absolutely no self-awareness or sense of irony, says he plans to parade up and down the beaches in the Grim getup as a...

This is confusing. Does Gov. Polis truly believe we could die if we leave the house today to get a haircut or gather in a restaurant and that’s a great set-up for a joke? We’re not saying elected officials shouldn’t have a sense of humor, we just question it’s...

Mark Zuckerberg has ordered Facebook to remove events that promote protests against stay-at-home measures amidst the COVID-19 pandemic. But what if socialists want to defy stay-at-home orders to launch a massive protest against paying rent, is that okay? It sure is!...

Congress hit the refill button on the critical Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) to provide an additional $310 billion for businesses with less than 500 employees. The Senate signed off on the deal, and the House is expected to give their approval by early next week....

John Hickenlooper has blown off 19 candidate forums in the U.S. Senate race so far, and now the old coot has the perfect excuse to keep avoiding debates right up to the finish line. Hickenlooper is a senior citizen, so he’s one of those at-risk folks who can’t leave...

Gov. Polis’s 10-day house arrest order for all Coloradans that was prolonged to 30 days will finally expire Sunday, but now Polis has extended our sentence to parole with numerous conditions, and he reserves the right to lock us up again. Polis told us to make huge...

No doubt that’s a very dramatic photograph that has gone viral of two people wearing scrubs and blocking traffic in Denver during a protest of Gov. Polis’s stay-at-home order. It certainly gives the impression that doctors or nurses are opposed to restarting our ...

Has anyone mentioned to Democratic challengers running for office that we are in the middle of a pandemic that’s killed more than 400 Coloradans and put a quarter-million people here on the unemployment line? We ask because the topic didn’t rise to the top of stuff...

The media are having a field day with Gov. Polis’s over-the-top emotional movement this week when he teared up because some people used the “N” word to describe government stay-at-home orders and forced business closings. That sort of language is almost always...