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FREE RENT! Polis’s Pandemic Ponzi Scheme Now Includes Our Property
There’s a fine line between helping people by giving them some free stuff, and turning on a flashing neon light that reads, “Freeloaders welcome!” Gov. Polis just sprinted across that line and hit the light switch. Gathering all of his new emergency powers to be our...
DONATE GOSSIP HERE: Volunteers Needed to Blab All the Good Stuff
Due to the seriousness of the COVD-19 situation and the growing number of self-proclaimed pandemic experts sprouting on social media like shrooms in shit spreading bogus information, we’re canceling our annual April Fool’s story. We’ve had a lot of fun at our readers’...
GARDNER TO FEDS: Give Ski Country an Economic Break
Now that ski areas are shutting down, and the summer season isn’t looking so good either for the high country, U.S. Sen. Gardner is asking the federal government to waive lease payments on public lands held by ski companies for the remainder of this year. “This...
POLIS SEES DEAD PEOPLE: Promises Unemployment Lines and Crappy State Service
We lost count of how many times Gov. Polis mentioned during his press conference Wednesday that Coloradans are losing jobs and need help. Polis says he knows families are hurting … Well, now he knows, after getting bitch-slapped all over social media for his complete...
SOLIDARITY! Sen. Gardner Self Quarantines after Exposure to COVID-19
U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner came into contact with a constituent who has since tested positive for coronavirus and is going to a Denver council meeting to see Candi CdeBaca doing the responsible thing by self-quarantining to prevent the spread. Thankfully, the senator...
POLIS’S DICK MOVE: Death or the Economy, It’s Your Choice
Democrats like to preach they are the compassionate party, but read closely as Gov. Polis stabs that myth right through the heart with this dick comment. We grabbed the screenshot Monday night and checked back Tuesday afternoon to find hundreds of comments from...
WARNING: Polis Closed Bars and Breweries, He Can Also Do This
On the bright side, Democrat leaders aren’t telling old people they have a duty to die like former Gov. Dick Lamm once infamously suggested. On the flip side, Gov. Polis is taking full advantage of the emergency powers he has at his disposal. Which brings us to this...
WE HOPE IT’S SARCASM: CdeBaca Blunders Another Retweet
In yet another failed attempt to return to social media after her spectacular coronavirus faux pas, Denver City Councilwoman Candi CdeBaca tried riding the coattails of her mentor and socialist-in-chief Bernie Sanders for a retweet. Know what else should be apparent...
BAN STUFF! Everything’s Cancelled Except This City Council’s Idiocy
Thank God Aurora is finally addressing the issue of sugary drinks. It's not like we're all quarantined in a health crisis or anything. CITY DESK: Aurora City Council meeting still on, despite declared emergency - Sugary drinks bill on deck - Sentinel Colorado...
NEW AD: Polis Must Stop Wasting Economic Recovery Dollars
Local advocacy group Unite for Colorado released an ad Friday calling on Gov. Polis to end wasteful spending of the state’s 911 economic recovery funds. The reckless use of the fund, including $80,000 for John Hickenlooper’s private lawyer in an ethics investigation,...