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SHOCK RESULT: Aurora City Councilwoman with DWI Loses Mayor Pro-Tem Election
It seems to be shocking no one but her, but Democratic Aurora City Councilwoman Nicole Johnston, who mysteriously found her car in a ditch and, then, called the police on herself so the officers could slap her with a Driving While Impaired citation, did not win her...
DOLLAR-DRIVEN CONCLUSIONS? Climate Scientists’ Lax Conflicts Disclosure Raises Questions
The climate change debate is unquestionably one of the hottest-button issues when the economy is roaring of our time. Seemingly every study released to the general public has its champions and detractors, the latter of whom often point to the politicized nature of the...
OUT OF THE POOL! Bathing Tips for the New Governor
Bathe? Seriously? As Jared Polis begins the relocation process from Washington, D.C. to Colorado, we are here to help him learn about the state he will soon be governing, beginning with this lesson. Dude, we don’t know how big your bathtub is at home, and for all we...
DEMS AGAINST IMPEACHMENT? Read It For Yourself
Dozens of former U.S. Senators, including four from Colorado, are urging their colleagues to set aside partisan politics and stay focused on governing and keeping the nation secure. That’s what the upper chamber is for, keeping the affairs of state civil and on a...
WHITE BOY BLUES: Hick’s Presidential Run Stumbles on Skin Color
Should Gov. Hickenlooper be disqualified from running for president because he’s white? CNN seems to think so, and put the question to Gov. White Boy in a recent interview. “You know the debate that the Democratic Party is having right now. Is it time to have somebody...
COMMUNICATING HATE: Sheriff’s Official Resigns Over Facebook Posts
The newly hired communications director at the Denver Sheriff’s office has newly resigned after a backlash from deputies who didn’t care for her social media posts they say were racist. But wait, there’s more. Bethany Frisbie Candelaria made the statements against...
SPEAKER PELOSI: Perlmutter Now Seeks Deal for His Vote
Now that U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter has kept his pledge to vote against Nancy Pelosi for speaker in the party caucus, he’s trying to weasel out of that commitment. Perlmutter is trying to cut a deal for his vote when Congress convenes in January, and the entire House,...
LAWMAKER LAW BREAKER: Galindo Tells the World She Broke the Law, GOP Responds Accordingly
Everyone knows that Rep-elect Rochelle Galindo isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, nor the most stable, ahem, mentally. On November 6, Galindo posted on Facebook a video of her walking a group of her interns into the University of Northern Colorado voting...
MIDDLE FINGER: Democrats Give Oil and Gas the One-Finger Salute with Committee Assignments
In case you missed Democrats' House committee assignments earlier this week, we're here to summarize it for you. They love social issues and hate commerce, which about sums up the ethos of the Democratic Party anyway. But we digress. One assignment in particular gave...
DEADLINE APPROACHES: Only 85 Boulderites Comply with Gun Registration
Attention citizens of the People’s Republic of Boulder: Only 20 days remain for the registration of all privately owned guns with the police state. If you do not comply and an unregistered gun is found in your possession after Dec. 27, you will be forced to pay a...