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OUT OF THE POOL! Bathing Tips for the New Governor

Bathe? Seriously? As Jared Polis begins the relocation process from Washington, D.C. to Colorado, we are here to help him learn about the state he will soon be governing, beginning with this lesson. Dude, we don’t know how big your bathtub is at home, and for all we...

DEMS AGAINST IMPEACHMENT? Read It For Yourself

Dozens of former U.S. Senators, including four from Colorado, are urging their colleagues to set aside partisan politics and stay focused on governing and keeping the nation secure. That’s what the upper chamber is for, keeping the affairs of state civil and on a...

WHITE BOY BLUES: Hick’s Presidential Run Stumbles on Skin Color

Should Gov. Hickenlooper be disqualified from running for president because he’s white? CNN seems to think so, and put the question to Gov. White Boy in a recent interview. “You know the debate that the Democratic Party is having right now. Is it time to have somebody...

COMMUNICATING HATE: Sheriff’s Official Resigns Over Facebook Posts

The newly hired communications director at the Denver Sheriff’s office has newly resigned after a backlash from deputies who didn’t care for her social media posts they say were racist. But wait, there’s more. Bethany Frisbie Candelaria made the statements against...

SPEAKER PELOSI: Perlmutter Now Seeks Deal for His Vote

Now that U.S. Rep. Ed Perlmutter has kept his pledge to vote against Nancy Pelosi for speaker in the party caucus, he’s trying to weasel out of that commitment. Perlmutter is trying to cut a deal for his vote when Congress convenes in January, and the entire House,...

DEADLINE APPROACHES: Only 85 Boulderites Comply with Gun Registration

Attention citizens of the People’s Republic of Boulder: Only 20 days remain for the registration of all privately owned guns with the police state. If you do not comply and an unregistered gun is found in your possession after Dec. 27, you will be forced to pay a...