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FLAILING ARMS OF DEFEAT: How Hickenlooper Tripped and Broke His Own Neck at the Debate
John Hickenlooper and Bernie Sanders profoundly exemplified the one thing socialist and establishment Democrats have in common during Tuesday’s debate. When faced with tough political dilemmas, all they can do is throw their hands in the air and start shouting...
ONION HOME RUN: Tearful Aide Leads Hick into Woods, Wielding a Rock
We’d be mad at The Onion for muscling into our well-established territory of lampooning former Gov. John Hickenlooper, if we weren’t so jealous we didn’t think of this one, first. The headline says it all. Sources within the satirical and brilliant mind of an Onion...
ROAD TO TAX INCREASE: Prop CC is Not a Pot Hole Solution
The most important question Colorado voters faces in the Nov. 5 election this year: do you believe after years of wasting taxpayer dollars, elected officials will suddenly buck up and start spending wisely if we give them even more tax dollars? If you think...
THIS IS PRESIDENTIAL? Hick Hot Dogs it on Campaign Trail
Democrats running for president should just abandon ship now, because John Hickenlooper blew them all out of the race with this explosive, eight-minute interview with an obscure blog no one cares about. The big revelation — the answer to life, the universe, and...
FLAILING CAMPAIGN: New York Times Takes Down Hick and his Banjo
The New York Times wrote an amusing, and by all appearances an accurate portrayal of John Hickenlooper’s vainglorious run for the windmill White House, beginning with this insightful lead sentence: "Can John Hickenlooper interest you in a joke?" The eventual...
RECALL POLL: Voters Not Thrilled with Polis and Democrat Overreach
A new poll purports to show there are no signs of weakness in Gov. Polis’s popularity. Granted, it hasn’t reached dumpster fire status, but weaknesses, we see plenty Polis and his people should be worried about. It’s a limited survey by Magellan Strategies of 500...
SECRET SUSPECT? Flag Desecration Suspect’s Name Protected by Police
Aurora police have a suspect in the American flag desecration incident at the ICE facility, but they’re keeping her name and most everything else a secret from the public, and that’s not okay. Do police keep the names of people charged with other crimes a secret from...
RUNNING SCARED? Polis Begs Political Donors for Recall Money
Our poor little millionaire governor is begging for campaign cash to battle recall efforts, but it appears the money won’t be going towards the effort Polis claims. Polis sent an email to supporters whining about Coloradans “taking advantage of our state law” to get...
THE 911 VOTE: A Huge Issue for Gardner, Not so Much for Bennet
We were a little surprised that in all the media hoopla after the U.S. Senate passage Wednesday of the September 11th victim fund, U.S. Sen. Michael Bennet was pretty much MIA. We didn’t see him at the Senate briefing with the media after the vote, or at Jon Stewart’s...
DENVER POST: Stealing Votes and Killing Energy is Not Recall Worthy
The Denver Post is telling their readers not to sign petitions recalling Gov. Polis and Democratic state Sens. Brittany Pettersen and Pete Lee. It’s the proverbial “dog bites man” editorial we’ve come to expect from what’s left of their editorial page staff, so it’s...